Can you spot a bad toupe?

The CDP Daily is out!

At first glance, I thought this was a hat… or a small fury animal. Fortunately, it was neither. This was a very clever attempt to disquise grey hair. Genius, pure genius.

Up close (no, that is not his real face), it appears that this aberration was hand woven from chicken wire and mud, then Scotch Taped to his forhead. Notice the clever attemp to weave the loose strands of greasy grey hair into the back of the “rats nest”.

I’m sooo jealous. If I were this creative, I could RULE THE WORLD…

As it is, I have to resort to cheap salesman’s tactics: Please buy my book, “Tear in Time” for 99 cents here and from Amazon and Smashwords.   🙂

Disclaimer: no animals, insects or mud were harmed in the making of this toupe.